Dear Slagle Clause,
Last year you came by on Christmas and gave my sister a black eye. Is that your idea of a gift? Did you think that would be funny? Why would you do that? Well I’m hoping you come back this year because I’ve been lifting all year and I’m ready to kick your ass. You got my address and I’ll be waiting.
Ready for a fight,
Tommy
Dear Tommy,
The reason she got the black eye is because Slagle Clause WARNED her, NO TEETH. She deserved it. You want to try this year? Keep waiting, just like your mother is waiting for child support. Slut.
Love,
Slagle Clause
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