Monday, August 29, 2011

Pater-Son

The Great Falls of Paterson

Awhile back I read an article entitled "New Jersey's Bucket List" and it was exactly what you would expect it to be - a list of shit to do in New Jersey before you die.  Most of it was either stuff I had no interest in or stuff I've already done.  The one that really got me was number 10 "Visit the Great Falls in Paterson".  I didn't know much about Paterson except 1. It was hood.  I mean the movie Lean On Me was about Paterson's Eastside High School.  2. The Colt revolver was invented there.  That's right, the gun that won the West was invented in a cold, hard industrial city right in our backyard.  3. They had falls.  Great ones apparently.  Well leave it to the boardem of unemployment and the suggestion of a magazine and next thing you know I'm on Rt. 80 following signs for downtown Paterson one day to check it out.  When I got off the exit I realized some stuff.  Number 1 - I was correct about number 1, it WAS hood(at least hood looking, a Colt probably would've calmed my nerves) and Number 2 - there are falls and they're great.  I parked in the lot at 65 McBride Ave and checked out the statues, plaques and monuments (you can actually ring the bell, you'll see) they have describing the Falls and the factories that helped shape New Jersey's third largest city.  Then walk across the street to the foot bridge that crosses right over the falls.  From here you can see the 77 foot drop into the Passaic River and get a good look at the mills that have powered Paterson since 1793. Continue across the bridge and down the path and you'll find a set of stairs that will give you a different view of the falls.  After that you can go to Libby's (98 McBride Ave), one of the state's many legendary Hot Dog joints.  That's it, there doesn't seem like a lot of things to do in Paterson and if there are I didn't want to find em.  But the Falls are great and I agree with the author of the article that it should be on everyone's New Jersey bucket list.  Two suggestions I have are go during the day and don't go alone.  

The Jersey Jumper

Sam Patch came to Paterson to work in one of the many factories that surrounded the Falls in his early twenties.  One day he decided he would jump from rocky cliffs into the turbulent waters below, all 77 ft of it.  On Sept. 30, 1827 a large crowd gathered to see the new Chasm Bridge open and Sam took the leap and lived to tell about it(he actually made the jump several times).  He later was quoted by the papers as saying "There's no mistake in Sam Patch".  The Jersey Jumper was born.  Almost a year later he jumped from a mast of a ship that was 90 ft high into the Hudson for a huge crowd gathered on the Hoboken waterfront.  Sam gained fame and fortune jumping from bridges and cliffs, and in 1829 made his most famous leap - over Niagara Falls.  This guy jumped Niagara Falls.  That's pretty badass.  His next stunt didn't end so well though. He tried his luck by jumping the 125 ft high cliffs of the Genesee River (Rochester, NY) and died when, according to an autopsy, he suffered a ruptured blood vessel caused by the cold water.  That's how the Jersey Jumper's life ended but his legacy will live on forever.

Monday, April 11, 2011

Now The Water's Boiling

Chop's Chicken Chile Recipe
There’s really nothing special about this chili recipe but when I made it a few weeks ago it tasted truly amazing.  It’s a slow cook recipe so I hope you got some time on your hands, but it’s super easy and totally worth it.  Feeds 4 (or 2 stoners).   
Ingredients
About 1 pound of chicken breast
1 can of diced tomatoes (I use Rotel or something with green chilies in it)
1 can of black beans
1 packet of chili seasoning (Lawry’s, McCormick’s or something like that)
¼ - ¾ cup of diced red and green peppers
¼ - ¾ cup of corn (I use frozen, but canned work also)
Optional- Shredded cheese and/or sour cream

1.  Combine everything (except peppers and corn) in a pot, preferably a crock pot, and set it to low and let it sit for about six hours.   Check on it every hour or so, stirring it when you check.
2.  After the chicken breaks apart by stirring it, add the peppers and corn.  Cook about another hour.
3.  Serve with shredded cheese or sour cream, or both.
4.  Crack a beer and enjoy the fruits of your labor.

If your chili is to dry add a little chicken stock.  If it’s a little runny, add some flour to thicken it up.

You know you're from Jersey if...

I’ve seen about a thousand of these lists but they still make me laugh.  These are some things I haven’t seen on one of these lists yet.
You know you’re from Jersey if…
-You refer to Bob Seger as the “poor man’s” Bruce Springsteen
-You’ve been to the places in Kevin Smith movies
-You can name the one bad pizza place in your county
-You pronounce Newark as one syllable, not NEW-ARK like how those idiots from Delaware say it
-You criticize where everyone else is from
-You don’t really know what grinders, heroes, po boys or hoagies (beside Hoagie Hut) are, but you could pick a Tastee’s sub out of a lineup
-You know no one farted, that’s just the way Elizabeth smells
-You’ve been getting wasted in Seaside since the night of your senior prom, not just the last 2 summers like some people
-You actually like the Nets
-You curse a lot but don’t give a shit about it
-You don’t mind traffic circles and think they’re actually kind of a good idea
-You don’t eat at chain Italian restaurants
-You consider “Boardwalk” food a food group
-You know that if it smells like Bayonne…well, if you’re from Jersey you know the rest

Issue #6 Love/Hate


LOVE:
1.The Oakland Atletics, 2.New Jersey, 3.the movie Pulp Fiction, 4.90’s hip hop, 5.big asses, 6.the songs “Nothing Compares 2 U” and “Break My Stride”, 7.Latin food, 8.not texting, 9.porn ,10.The Beach Boys, 11.being lazy on Sundays, 12.Timberland boots, 13.HJ’s, 14.80’s pop music, 15.Robert Redford movies, 16.Redman, 17.rodizio and sangria, 18.passing out wasted drunk, 19.whiz wit-out cheesesteaks, 20.St. Ann’s Festa, 21.making out like teenagers, 22.”this one’s on the house” drinks, 23.ska for people who hate ska, 24.cursing, 25.cooking, 26.the phrase “off the chain”, 27.the book A Clockwork Orange, 28.a cup of tea w/ a shot of Jameson, 29.thermals, 30. The Simpsons, 31. Italian food in the Northeast

HATE:
1.mayo, 2.people who don’t clean the snow off their car, 3.the song “Drop It Like It’s Hot”, 4.The Red Hot Chili Peppers, 5.last call, 6.beershits, 7.Phil Collins, 8.shaving, 9.having to go to work, 10.tricked out cars, 11.Nicolas Cage, 12.eating healthy, 13.the comic strip The Family Circus, 14.the Rutgers footbal program, 15.paying for parking, 16.raking leaves, 17.banana candy, 18.that “what up with that” skit on SNL, 19.Lil Wayne, 20.wearing my seatbelt, 21.people who wear beanies in the summertime, 22.J.D. Salinger books, 23.Rt 78, 24.mushrooms, 25.cleaning up after cooking, 26.constant complainers, 27.swagger jackers, 28.exercising, 29.TNS on crew neck shirts, 30.people with coffee breath, 31. Italian food anywhere but the Northeast

Thursday, March 31, 2011

2011 MLB Predictions

It's opening day for the 2011 baseball season today and here are my predictions:

AL East: Boston Red Sox
AL Central: Detroit Tigers
AL West: Oakland Athletics
AL Wild card: New York Yankees
AL MVP: Adrian Gonzales
AL Cy Young: Justin Verlander

NL East: Philadelphia Phillies
NL Central: Milwaukee Brewers
NL West: Colorado Rockies
NL Wild Card: Atlanta Braves
NL MVP: Albert Pujols
NL Cy Young: Zack Greinke

World Series: Oakland over Philadelphia

Saturday, March 5, 2011

The end?

Looks like Sports Illustrated is a fan of La Palabra's work.

Friday, February 25, 2011

Why me, why me?

This is a move that I think one day might land this guy in the Alco-Hall of Fame