Love:
1) The Court Tavern- It smells like piss
and looks like shit, but where else can
you get a High Life tall boy, see a great
show, and get a Fat Cat on the way home?
Nowhere, that’s where. The best bar in NJ.
2) The Asbury Lanes- Good sound, PBR on
tap, tons of room and dope art work in the
bar. A great place to see shows and they
treat bands good too.
3) Dive Bars- I like a bar where you don’t
really want tap beer because you know the
mugs and taps haven’t been cleaned in a
decade. Dive bars normally smell like beer
from 1985, but they also are usually cheap,
un-crowded, and have a jukebox that hasn’t
been updated since your Dad hung out there.
Hate:
1) Going to court- The hours are boring,
the days are long and it almost always
costs you money. Whether you’re a witness,
plaintiff, juror, or Defendant, court is lame.
2) Bowling- People are always like “Let’s get
drunk and bowl” and I’m always all “Let’s get
drunk and NOT bowl.” Hey, ya wanna play with
big, heavy balls invite me over on a Friday night.
I’ll even shave so there smooth and shiny.
3) “Fancy” bars- I hate when a bar opens and
decides it’s gonna be all fancy be having weird
bar stools, expensive drinks & not showing
sports on the TV. If I wanted a night of drinking
to cost a small fortune I would have gone to the titty
bar. Bars are for drinking. Not flashing your social
standing.
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