Beer Taglines

I love beer taglines.  These are some of my favorites:

Miller High Life - "The Champagne of (Bottled) Beers"

New Castle - "The One and Only Brown Ale"

Budweiser - "The King of Beers", "This Buds For You"

Ballatine Ale - "America's Largest Selling Ale"

Colt 45 - "Works Every Time"

Schaefer - "Schaefer is The One Beer to Have When You're Having More Then One"

Schlitz - The Beer That Made Milwaukee Famous"

Mickey's - "Fine Malt Liquor"

Schmidt's - "The Beer That Grew With The Great Northwest"

Milwaukee's Best - "Classic Taste at it's Best"

Golden Anniversary - "A Great American Beer"

Hamm's - "From The Land of Sky Blue Waters"

Miller Lite - "Tastes Great, Less Filling"

Old Milwaukee - "It Doesn't Get Any Better Then This!" 

Miller - "It's Miller Time"

Hot Chick Movie Review

Recently I saw the movies Sucker Punch and Whip It, 2 movies my girlfriend and I wanted to see.  I was excited about both of the movies because the casts were loaded with a bunch of hot actresses so how bad could they really be, right?  I mean I've sat though Jawbreaker a couple of time just to watch Rose McGowand and that Gayheart girl, just because I think they're hot.  So if these movies have any plot they shouldn't be so bad.  My opinion of these 2 movies could not have been more different though.  This is what I though of these flicks:

Whip It - Drew Barrymore, Ellen Page and Juliette Lewis are hot enough to make just about any movie watchable.  Throw in Eve, the drunk chick from Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist, Maeby from Arrested Development( What can I say I like her freckles), and a career stunt girl(she doubled for Uma in Kill Bill) and you got yourself a cast.  I'm not gonna lie, I really liked this movie.  The girls all got funny names, like Smashley Simpson from the Hurl Scouts squad and Eva Destruction from the Holy Rollers.  Jimmy Fallon and Daniel Stern (from Home Alone) are also good, plus, I found out that there's a 3rd Wilson brother and he's even funny in it.  It's also got a decent plot, pretty good soundtrack and it's kinda a girl power flick so your girl will probably even like it.  Even the anoying chick from SNL that I can't stand (Kristen Wiig) isn't anoying.  This movie is definatly worth a rental and the time it takes to watch the movie.

Sucker Punch - This movie ISN'T even worth a $1 Redbox rental or the time it takes to sit though it.  Sucker Punch?  That's what this movie did to me.  I remember the comercials and it looked like some blonde chick dressed like a school girl fucking shit up with swords and guns and shit.  I can sit thru 2 hours of that, well,  at least that's what I thought.  The fight scenes are lame and the plot makes no sense.  I've seen cartoons with a more sensical plot.  This movie was a XXX sex scene away from being a porn.  Actually I think most porn I've watched has had better plot lines and acting.  Oh yeah, the acting is terrible also.  Real terrible.  Even hot ass Carla Cugino, who plays some old Russian bag, looks like an idiot in this flick.  Corky from Life Goes On could have directed a better movie.  The cast of girls is really hot, but if you wanna watch something with hot chicks that makes no sense I suggest your local Spanish station.  Don't see this movie. 

Issue #8 Kid Nichols Interview

Bob-Sings/Guitars

Casey-Drums

Kyle-Bass/Sings

Greg-Guitar

LP: Lets start with the standard band interview questions - How did you guys meet, how long you been around, where are you from?

B: I will take the lead on this one

G: Bob will take everyone

B: I'll take the lead and let Greg finnish.  Well me and him (Greg) were in a band together that wasn't very good.  We stopped playing after a while and we asked Kyle, who we knew through a friends band, to play bass and got Casey, Greg's friend to play drums.  Now you guys fill in the gaps.

G: Me and Bob have been jamming in one way or another since we were fifteen, and Me and Kyle were in a cover band for shits and giggles for awhile.

LP: So you guys are all from the same town?

Everyone: Middletown.

LP: So do you guys know Knowshon Moreno?  Is that your boy?

B: He went to high school with my wife's sister.  They were in the same grade.  He's actually a really nice guy.

LP: So you've known each other for awhile and your all from Middletown, How long has Kid Nichols been around?

G: About a year, about a year this month.

K:Me and Greg were in a cover band for like 3 years playing bars and Casey used to come out an see us and we started talking about old punk albums and we started learning them and Greg contacted Bob

B: And was telling them that I missed being in a band and we should get together and make music

K: I did both (cover band & Kid Nichols) for a while and then just backed away from the cover band completely

B: Yeah, you were doing like a 1/3 of one and 3/4 of the other (Eds note- nice math)

K: The cover band just stopped being fun

LP: So I saw you guys opened for TSOL and Shot Baker at Santos Party House- How did that happen?  How sore are you knees from that one?

B: Greg's still cleaning out his mouth in that one.  Very, very, very soft hands.

LP: Not Andy Diamond soft though

B: No his are like babies hands

LP: And very white teeth

B: And a very well manicured moustash.  I must say Andy knows how to take care of himself.

G: I just had an email communication with the dudes from Rocks Off when they were booking the Souls booze cruise and just keep in touch through emails.  I asked him did he have any shows and he said how bout TSOL at Santos.  What was I gonna say "No we don't wanna play with TSOL".  It actually wasn't that hard getting on that show to be completely honest.

B: That was a strange day because I was the first to get there and I didn't know who worked there or who booked the show or anything, so I just walked in with me gear and said to someone "Hi, I'm from Kid Nichols" and the dude was like "Hi, I'm from TSOL" and I'm just like "You sure are, you sure are." It was weird cuz he didn't know who to talk to either.  Those guys were real cool though.

K: They weren't all holier then thou.  They hung out with us for awhile telling stories.  Their tame stories destroy our craziest ones. 

LP: Let's talk about where the name Kid Nichols came from?

B: Me and Greg, when he would be at work and I would be home on the computer, would trade off ridiculous statistics on baseballreference.com and would basically send each other links.  Check out Old Hoss Radbourn or 3 Finger Brown, and Kid Nichols was just one of the guys.  When it came to naming the band I thought it kinda sounded rad.  Me and Greg were dead set on the name but were hesitent to bring up to the other guys.

K:  At first I was thinking Nickels.  Like dimes and nickels.  I was like your not talking about the turn of the century baseball player are you?  It's a rad name.  Why wouldn't I want to be in a band named Kid Nichols.

B: And then Casey was like "sure, whatever"

LP: Drummers never seem to give a shit about anything band related.  Are you a typical drummer or do you actually care what happens?

B: He's the the producer of the band.  He's definatley not the not give a shit drummer.  He gives a lot of shit.

K: The second song we wrote was his song.

C: I stay up till 4 in the mourning cutting up and mixing practices, producing songs and sending out to these guys.

B: It's not just a clever name he IS actually our producer.  He's producing the record.

K: Every practice we have he spends time setting up stuff to record and cuts the stuff up and tells us what should be where. It's rad.

C: Besides that I actually produce the songs that are gonna be on the record.  Recording practice is not much producing.

LP: Should we talk about the album?  Do you wanna talk about the album?  We should talk about the album?

B: Sure we can talk about the album.  We recorded drums, guitar, and bass at the Boombox studios in very very ass south Jersey with our boy Donnie Switchblade, of The Rumblers, and we're doing the vocals with Casey here.

C: Yeah I'm just enginering  the vocals and adding other shit, so right now were still building some of the songs with vocals and harmonies and melodies.  But it's good that these guys are in town.  A couple of nights a week we try shit.  Just hum something, does it fit, doe it work?  Let's try it.  Some shit you like, some shit you don't.

LP: So when can we expect this album to be done?

B: Gun to my head I'd say September.  Well if all goes right.

C: I don't wanna put a date on it.

G: September or October.

LP: I won't print a month.  How about I say a Fall release.

B: Autumn.  A quarter 4 release.  We don't even have a name yet.

LP: So who are the baseball fans in the band?

Everyone: We all are.

B: It's not so much we're fans but stat heads.

LP: So whose your team?

B: (While wearing a Red Sox hat) Mets

G: You're only wearing it to get a rise outta Yankee fans

B: So It would be like you wearing a Braves hat to get a rise outta me

G: Well I wouldn't do it

B: I don't care if you do it.  It wouldn't bother me

G: I'm a Yankee fan, that's why I wouldn't do it

K: Yankees

C: Mets

LP: Anything else you guys wanna say?

G: We're playing the Trash Bar September 1st

K: Facebook.com/kidnichols

LP: Oh shut up.  You didn't just plug your Facebook page.  Wanna plug your Tumblr while you're at it (http://kidnichols.tumblr.com)?

B: What team did Kid Nichols play for Greg?

G: I think the Boston Beaneaters or something

LP: Boston Beaneaters are correct.  They were the Original Atlanta Braves (Kid Nichols picture and retired number are on display on the outfield wall at Turner Field in Atlanta)

G: Good cuz if it were the Red Sox then Kid Nichols would not be the name of the band 

B: Greg won't eat Boston Baked Beans

K: He's a Manhattan Clam Chowder guy

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Now The Water's Boiling

Chops' Chickpeas

super easy snack or side dish.  Makes 3.5 servings

1 can of chickpeas/garbanzo beans

1 packet of sazon

1/4 cup peppers (red, green or whatever color you want)

crushed red pepper flakes

Combine all the ingredients (except crushed pepper)in a pot (or pan), cook for about 10 minutes, add pepper flakes on top and serve.

JC Heights Liquor Store review

I live within walking distance of about 15 liquor stores.  These are my favorites:

Lee's Liquors(Congress and New York)- This is the closest to my apartment and the one I visit the most.  Good selection of 1/2 pints, $2.50 Olde English 40's(cheapest in the neighborhood), and a bunch of different tallboys.  But the best thing about this place is their buy a bottle of wine and get a tie for 10 cents promotion.  That's right, when you walk in you see tons of ties around the bottles of wine.  I don't get it but it makes me laugh every time.

Ace(Congress and Cambridge)- Ace is the place.  Tons of 1/2 pints(more then I think I've ever seen in a liquor store), Colt 45 and O.E. 22's, and a nice dude behind the counter.  Probably my favorite liquor store in the neighborhood.

Willie's Liquors(Central Ave)- They got Boone's Farm here($4).  That's the only thing I've ever bought here because I gotta pass Lee's and Ace to get here.

The Palisade(Palisade and Hutton)- This is probably the best liquor store in the heights.  Great selection of beer, from cheap shit to lot's of micro brews, 22's, plus it's one of the only liquor stores with a ample selection of actual hard liquor.  Good prices too.  This is the store I go to when my girl wants beer.

Central Ave Wines(Central Ave)- Alright, this one is not really walking distance but it's got 3 things these other stores don't have.  1. A website(Centralavewines.com).  How many liquor stores have one of them.  2.  Billboards.  Yeah that's right, billboard advertisments all over the city.  You know these guys gotta be ballin' with billboard money. 3.  Coupons.  I got to admit, the first time I bough beer with a coupon I was a little embarresed but twelve Coors 24oz tallboys for $9.99 is nothing to be embarresed about.

Not so famous 2 sport athletes

Everyone remembers Deion Sanders and Bo Jackson but do y'all remember these not-as-famous 2 sport athletes.

1. Dave DeBusschere- You should actually remember this dude because he was a two time NBA champion(both with the Knicks) and one of the greatest power forwards of all time(one of the NBA's 50 greatest players and a Hall Of Famer).  But, if you do remember him, you probably don't know that he was a pitcher for the Chicago White Sox.  His baseball statistics weren't quite as good as his basketball ones, 3 wins - 4 losses - 1 complete game (it was a shutout though) - and 1 hit in 22 at bats, in his short (April 1962-September 1963) MLB career.

2. Danny Ainge- Here's a guy you should also remember(or should know because he runs the Boston Celtics right now), but this guy(also a 2 time champion as a player and 1 as a GM, all with the Celtics) had a very forgetable baseball career like Mr. DeBusschere.  Ainge was a utility player for the Toronto Blue Jays, hitting a mediocre .220 with 2 home runs and only 146 hits in 211 games.  He is however the youngest Blue Jay ever to hit a homer at 20 years and 77 days.

3. Brian Jordan- Now this guy is probably remembered more for his baseball career then his secondary profession, patrolling the secondary for the Atlanta Falcons.  As a baseball player he was a respectable .282, 184 homer runs, and 821 RBIs.  I loved this guy because I worked with a Mets fan and this guy KILLED the Mets while he was an Atlanta Brave, and it burned this guy up that it seemed like BJ was up at bat whenever the game was on the line.  BJ was however,  was not just an outfielder.  He was drafted by the Bills in the 7th round of the 1989 draft.  After being cut he was signed by the Atlanta Falcons as a safety(he didn't play for the Braves and the Falcons at the same time like Neon did though).  In only two years he did rack up 5 picks and 4 sacks while working his way through the St. Louis Cardinals system as an outfielder.  Once the Cardinals offered him a bunch of money to play baseball, it ended his football career.

4.  Willie Gault- Now this guy is an American hero.  Not only was he a part of probably the greatest NFL song ever(the Super Bowl Shuffle) he was also an Olympic Athlete.  Willie would have been a two-time Olympian if the US did not boycott the 1980 Winter Games(he was a member of the 4x100 meter relay team), but he did make the 1984 Winter Games(as a bobsledder)  In the NFL is where he made his money while being a pretty good wide receiver and kick/punt returner. 

5. DJ Dozier- Now this guy was not a very good player at either sport, but he did make to majors in both.  As a running back for the Vikings and the Lions he played only 4 seasons compiling 691 yards for 9 TDs.  But DJ's baseball career was even shorter and less prolific.  As an outfielder for the New York Mets he batted a lowly .191 BA with 4 stolen bases, 19 strikeouts and 1 error in the outfield.  The reason why this guy made the list - I was there when he commited that error, that led to runs, and the drunk guy next to me heckled DJ to no end(he kept yelling "Ya can't catch a football OR a baseball!!!)  That's the only reason why I remember him at all. 

Honorable Mention - Julius Peppers - College basketball as a very good Power Forward at UNC and then as a defensive end in the NFL, Kenny Lofton - College basketball as a point guard with Lute Olsen in Arizona and many years in the MLB, Donovan McNabb - Final Four with the Orangemen and a Pro Bowl quarterback, Drew Henson - Topped out in football and baseball at Michigan, but the Yankees AND the Cowboys both wanted him at the same time, Jim Brown - Ask Grandpa and he'll tell ya he was the greatest running back of all time, but, ask anyone who saw him play other sports at Syracuse(basketball, lacrosse and track) and they will tell he was one of the greatest athletes of all time, Jim Thorpe - the greatest athlete of all time.  Olympic Gold Medal winner in the pentathlon and decathlon along with being a professional baseball, football and basketball player.

Pater-Son

The Great Falls of Paterson

Awhile back I read an article entitled "New Jersey's Bucket List" and it was exactly what you would expect it to be - a list of shit to do in New Jersey before you die.  Most of it was either stuff I had no interest in or stuff I've already done.  The one that really got me was number 10 "Visit the Great Falls in Paterson".  I didn't know much about Paterson except 1. It was hood.  I mean the movie Lean On Me was about Paterson's Eastside High School.  2. The Colt revolver was invented there.  That's right, the gun that won the West was invented in a cold, hard industrial city right in our backyard.  3. They had falls.  Great ones apparently.  Well leave it to the boardem of unemployment and the suggestion of a magazine and next thing you know I'm on Rt. 80 following signs for downtown Paterson one day to check it out.  When I got off the exit I realized some stuff.  Number 1 - I was correct about number 1, it WAS hood(at least hood looking, a Colt probably would've calmed my nerves) and Number 2 - there are falls and they're great.  I parked in the lot at 65 McBride Ave and checked out the statues, plaques and monuments (you can actually ring the bell, you'll see) they have describing the Falls and the factories that helped shape New Jersey's third largest city.  Then walk across the street to the foot bridge that crosses right over the falls.  From here you can see the 77 foot drop into the Passaic River and get a good look at the mills that have powered Paterson since 1793. Continue across the bridge and down the path and you'll find a set of stairs that will give you a different view of the falls.  After that you can go to Libby's (98 McBride Ave), one of the state's many legendary Hot Dog joints.  That's it, there doesn't seem like a lot of things to do in Paterson and if there are I didn't want to find em.  But the Falls are great and I agree with the author of the article that it should be on everyone's New Jersey bucket list.  Two suggestions I have are go during the day and don't go alone.  

The Jersey Jumper

Sam Patch came to Paterson to work in one of the many factories that surrounded the Falls in his early twenties.  One day he decided he would jump from rocky cliffs into the turbulent waters below, all 77 ft of it.  On Sept. 30, 1827 a large crowd gathered to see the new Chasm Bridge open and Sam took the leap and lived to tell about it(he actually made the jump several times).  He later was quoted by the papers as saying "There's no mistake in Sam Patch".  The Jersey Jumper was born.  Almost a year later he jumped from a mast of a ship that was 90 ft high into the Hudson for a huge crowd gathered on the Hoboken waterfront.  Sam gained fame and fortune jumping from bridges and cliffs, and in 1829 made his most famous leap - over Niagara Falls.  This guy jumped Niagara Falls.  That's pretty badass.  His next stunt didn't end so well though. He tried his luck by jumping the 125 ft high cliffs of the Genesee River (Rochester, NY) and died when, according to an autopsy, he suffered a ruptured blood vessel caused by the cold water.  That's how the Jersey Jumper's life ended but his legacy will live on forever.