LOVE/HATE LIST
There’s a thin line between love and hate but these things fall way to the left or right of that line.
Love:
1)My Girlfriend-It’s gay & I’ll
get made fun of it but I don’t care.
She’s hot, cool, & let’s me get away
with being drunk, ALOT. A real
keeper in my book.
2)The Perfect Poo-You go to wipe &
there’s nothing there. It’s like magic.
3)Eagles-Bald, screaming, or
even the Philadelphia
are all cool by me. A badass
bird, an awesome logo and
a sign of American pride. KAW!
Hate:
1)Your girlfriend-Shut her up already.
I don’t bang her so I don’t want to
hear her. Plus she’s got big tits I
can’t help but stare at and besides
that, you’re a douche bag that
doesn’t deserve her.
2)The 2 shower shit-It’s disgusting.
it breaks off wrong and you need
a whole roll of toilet paper & two
showers to clean up from it. GROSS!
3)The Eagles-Don Henley & crew can
kiss it. “Desperado” is gay, “Witchy
Woman” sucks and I want to burn
Down the “Hotel California”. Hopefully
They live there “Life in The Fast Lane”
And get hit by a speeding bus.
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