There’s a thin line between love and hate but these things fall way to the left or to the right of that line.
LOVE
1.Jon- Cash, Malkovich, Stewart-
all of them are masters of there
craft. What’s not to love.
2.Cougars-Let’s see: You’re hot,
single, 40, and ya wanna fuck.
I don’t know, sounds amazing
to me.
3.Melons-Whether were talking
fresh fruit or big tits I’m down for
whatever.
4.Camp-I never went, but unless
it was fat or bible camp, you
probably loved it.
Hate
1.John Cougar Mellencamp-
I got a little diddy, and It’s about how
this guy sucks. I hope Jack and Dianne
are real people so they can choke him
out for sharing all their personal business.
That’s private shit this idiots singing about. I
hope Van Morrison fucks this guy up for
ruining a good song. I hope that while
performing at Farm Aid, he somehow
catches Farm Aids. And, I also hope that
Willie Nelson doesn’t share any of his
weed with him.
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